regina + pederasty = love

a totally apt analogy. obviously.

'patrick' strokes himself

as if there were safety in stupidty alone...

i call myself crystalwolfakacaligrl, but others call me: a base she-devil, ignorant, vile, homely, anti-social, a head-injured harridan, foul, terrifying to small children, nasty and/or hideous. perhaps taku paradise said it best when he deemed me a beacon of infantility.

in short, i'll give ms. wasyphilis a run for her money any day. i have zero relations of trust and severe anger management issues. so non-existent is my self control, i established an entire blog dedicated to trashing people i used to call friends. i am so awful, in fact, that i frequently cause people to regret offering to help me manage my life's myriad crises. i am a walking disaster. and i am painfully dim.

'patrick12344' v. the universe

anyone else perplexed?

i hereby confess that i'm perplexed, ye foe of j.w. cornball, esquire; is that what i think it is?

is the immoral minority actually listed on the inartfully christened politicalgates's blogroll? why, yes, dear reader, yes it, and lest you furrow your pretty little brow, i suspect i already know where you're headed: but what about all the nasty things that were said in that, um, letter?

so, is that, perhaps, a grown up taking the highroad? unfortunately, the answer is no; that is someone who was flat-out busted, caught in a lie and is–what i believe the kids call–fucked.

have a problem with my assessment, patrick? come and get me.

finally, for die sadisten who enjoy a good spanking...

a night at the circle jerk