i call myself crystalwolfakacaligrl, but others call me: a base she-devil, ignorant, vile, homely, anti-social, a head-injured harridan, foul, terrifying to small children, nasty and/or hideous. perhaps taku paradise said it best when he deemed me a beacon of infantility.

in short, i'll give ms. wasyphilis a run for her money any day. i have zero relations of trust and severe anger management issues. so non-existent is my self control, i established an entire blog dedicated to trashing people i used to call friends. i am so awful, in fact, that i frequently cause people to regret offering to help me manage my life's myriad crises. i am a walking disaster. and i am painfully dim.